Pun-loving Mariner Pillows

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Do it yourself books.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I got one this small.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"Another impulse purchase?"

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Fingerlings.

'I hate these school reunions.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'