Crafty Mariners Gifts

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Captain in a storm

Bermuda Triangles

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

Lighthouse Hammock.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

~ S.O.S.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Distractions.

Sailor's Poker.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

"We've got a problem."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Submariners' Eye Test.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."