Crafty Mariners Mugs

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Captain in a storm

Bermuda Triangles

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Saved...life is good!

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Lighthouse Hammock.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Sailor's Poker.

"We've got a problem."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Distractions.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."