Digital Swashbuckler Pillows

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Corporate pirate.

Finance piracy

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Pirate

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate Schools

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pirate on Jeopardy

Eye-patch Newspaper

"Keep the visit short. He needs to check his tweets."