Science Swashbuckler Pillows

Aging Researchers

Big Bang Theory.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Gracie's baby toys.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"He's my school project for science class."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Pirate eye test

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

Pavlov's Cat

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"Lucky Guess."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."