Swashbuckling Movie Fan Pillows

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Pirate eye test

'What's going on at your end?'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

Pirate Artist

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate Schools

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

The Polite Inquirer

"Let me remind you that you have the right to remain silent."

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

Cult films!

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

"I bet they filmed that here."

"I'll have what she's having."

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'