Swashbuckling Tv Lover Pillows

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

TV-Man

Make your resolutions achievable.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Pirate eye test

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Remote control wars.

'Come die with me.'

Reserved Parking

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Watching telly

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Sick person curled up at home

News Reporters.

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Weather forecast.

"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."

'I hate reruns.'

'Well, you've trained him to be tidy - that's something.'