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'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

TV-Man

Make your resolutions achievable.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Pirate eye test

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'Come die with me.'

Young Houdini

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Remote control wars.

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Watching telly

Sick person curled up at home

News Reporters.

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Reserved Parking

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

'I hate reruns.'

"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."

Weather forecast.