Tv Devotee's Fantasy Pillows

"There's the remote!"

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

God with Earth Controller

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Watching telly

Reserved Parking

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

TV and man

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Late Night TV

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

The Sports Fanatic

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Religious man watching religious TV

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

"They went together, doctor!"

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"