Tv Devotee's Fantasy Pillows

"There's the remote!"

'Einsteiners.'

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

God with Earth Controller

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Watching telly

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Reserved Parking

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

TV and man

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Late Night TV

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

The Professionals.

The Sports Fanatic

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Religious man watching religious TV

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

"They went together, doctor!"