Tv Lover In Denial Pillows

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Trial by Media

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

TV-Man

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Solar Panel

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Menopause and the City

'Come die with me.'

Young Houdini

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Remote control wars.

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

News Reporters.

Sick person curled up at home

Reserved Parking

Clownton Abbey

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.