Tv Lover In Denial Pillows

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Come die with me.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

News Reporters.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Sick person curled up at home

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'