Tv Disbeliever Pillows

'Jerome hasn't trusted anyone since Dan Rather.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Watching telly

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Bad Influence of TV

Say What! Mark Meadows

TV and man

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

The Sports Fanatic

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Rational explanations

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Worshiping the TV.

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

Go To Sleep Britain...

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

"They went together, doctor!"

"Ouch!"