Sentimental Tv Lover Pillows

'We now come to the end (sob!) of our programming day....'

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

TV-Man

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Spoiler alert."

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"No Hand Sanitiser"

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Remote control wars.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Come die with me.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Reserved Parking

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