Sentimental Tv Lover Mugs

'We now come to the end (sob!) of our programming day....'

Trial by Media

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Spoiler alert."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Love is when you watch television together.

Menopause and the City

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'