Romantic Tv Watcher Mugs

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Trial by Media

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Tree house.

TV-Man

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Och lye the news'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Solar Panel

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Come die with me.'