Romantic Tv Watcher Gifts

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Trial by Media

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Tree house.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Och lye the news'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Spoiler alert."

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

God with Earth Controller

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."