Romantic Starwatcher Gifts

My dinner with Andromeda

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Pirate

Aliens and Environmentalists

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Glimpses One Dollar

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

Science Applied to Art

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

'George and I met on line!'

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

The Star Gazer

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."