Romantic Stargazer Gifts

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Did the earth move?

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Marry me astronaut

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

A man looks up at the earth

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Baby Scientist

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

Newborn Cosmonaut

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.