Romantic Stargazer Gifts

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Did the earth move?

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Marry me astronaut

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

A man looks up at the earth

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

Baby Scientist

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Dog Howling the Moon way

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Newborn Cosmonaut

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."