Romantic Starwatcher Prints

My dinner with Andromeda

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Pirate

Aliens and Environmentalists

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

Glimpses One Dollar

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

Science Applied to Art

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

'George and I met on line!'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"Squirrel!"

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."