Television Romantic Gifts

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Right click for yes...

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Love Conquers All

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."