Television Romantic Pillows

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Right click for yes...

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Paint pots in love

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Love Conquers All

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Missing You.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."