Cinema Romantic Pillows

cinema

'What an old film.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Herman Mankiewicz

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Horror movies

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Venus

Sauvignon Bonk

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

Stand-up Romcom

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

"Housekeeping?!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

What's an Imax cave?

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."