Romance Films Pillows

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

Anne didn't see the relationship as being over....

'I see they're doing a sequel to 'The Notebook.' They're calling it 'The Tablet.''

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

"Tell me again about your meet-cute."

"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Showbiz Awards

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Life is for the birds.

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."