Romance Films Pillows

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

Anne didn't see the relationship as being over....

'I see they're doing a sequel to 'The Notebook.' They're calling it 'The Tablet.''

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

"Tell me again about your meet-cute."

"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"

Shepherd and eurydice

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Love at First Sight

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Life is for the birds.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'