Romantic Movies Pillows

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"See that man sitting right over there? He gives me fever."

"I'd always hoped that our marriage would be more of a screwball comedy."

"I get it. You have a podcast."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I'll shoot you an email."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

Love.

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'

"I don't care what you think. His name is Kevin and we're in love."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Director/Action Man toy.

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."