Romantic Movies Gifts

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"See that man sitting right over there? He gives me fever."

"I'd always hoped that our marriage would be more of a screwball comedy."

"I get it. You have a podcast."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I'll shoot you an email."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

Love.

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'

"I don't care what you think. His name is Kevin and we're in love."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Talk nerdy to me."

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.