Romantic Comedies Pillows

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

Vicar says: 'You again.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

lovers lane

'Handcuffs?' - 'We're engaged.'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"I'm not sure he's asking me out because he likes me or if he wants to find out the company secrets."

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

Bob and Carol had agreed on abstinence before marriage.

Funnel of Love

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"Why are called Double Bacon Whopper?"

Seemed like just about everyone knew she wouldn't show.

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Bermuda Love Triangle.

'Hello, dating agency? Who was the genuis that matched me up with Edward Scissorhands?!'

"Listen up, everyone...I've made a new hire. I hope you don't mind training her."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

Al, I've really enjoyed talking to you! Let me give you my phone number

"You want to check out my crib?"

Ahh, you're a vampire! Don't fear. I'm accustomed to living peaceably with humans. No kidding. Want to catch a movie? Oh, stop it already with the nice vampires. Horror flick? Romantic comedy.

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Divorcing Cute

They both have glasses

"Now that I'm out of that bad relationship, I'm waiting for the obvious good guy who loves me to appear."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"So, how do we do this?"

Grave robber meet-cute

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."