Romantic Comedies Pillows

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Vicar says: 'You again.'

Bob and Carol had agreed on abstinence before marriage.

"I'm not sure he's asking me out because he likes me or if he wants to find out the company secrets."

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'Handcuffs?' - 'We're engaged.'

lovers lane

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"You want to check out my crib?"

Last Tango in Wisconsin

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

Grave robber meet-cute

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"So, how do we do this?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Now that I'm out of that bad relationship, I'm waiting for the obvious good guy who loves me to appear."

They both have glasses

Divorcing Cute

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Stand-up Romcom

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

'No wife of mine is going to cook on her Birthday - Let's just have a salad.'

"Listen up, everyone...I've made a new hire. I hope you don't mind training her."

'Hello, dating agency? Who was the genuis that matched me up with Edward Scissorhands?!'

Bermuda Love Triangle.

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Seemed like just about everyone knew she wouldn't show.