Romantic Sitcom Fan Gifts

"Good news! I'm renewing our relationship for a second season."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Love knows no boundaries.

Say it with flowers: It!

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."