Romantic Sitcom Fan Prints

"Good news! I'm renewing our relationship for a second season."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Right here's fine."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Love knows no boundaries.

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Say it with flowers: It!

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'