Classic Sitcom Fan Prints

"You don't see yourself in the Zoom meeting because you're watching the opening of the Brady Bunch."

A man is standing up with a remote stuck between his butt cheeks-he says;'Nobody is going anywhere until the t.v. remote is found!'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Moon Line UP

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Nativity - The sitcom

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

Mind control

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

'Soup of the day, with extra flies, please.'

Tessa

Rowan Atkinson.

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.