Swashbuckling Movie Fan Gifts

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Pirate eye test

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'What's going on at your end?'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Pirate Artist

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate Schools

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

The Polite Inquirer

Errol Flynn.

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

Cult films!

"Let me remind you that you have the right to remain silent."

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

'Go ahead, make my day.'

"I'll have what she's having."

"I bet they filmed that here."

"Are you sure this is one of David Attenborough's environment docos?"