Swashbuckler Spirit Mugs

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Pirate

Pirate Schools

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pirate on Jeopardy

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

Eye-patch Newspaper

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'