Splash Conquerors T-Shirts

Children swimming.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Water Slide

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Artist Misses the Point

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

The dream works when the team works!

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

Bomb's Away

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Swimming

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'