Playroom King Gifts

Children.

Counting ribs

"He likes it."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Sweet surprise.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

What can I play?

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Hanging up the husband