Perfection Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Mount Everest.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'