Communication Curator Pillows

We're lucky our kids don't lie to us. Hey! How was your day. Meh. Hi, Twig! What's up? Hngh. Of course

Primate Speech Lab. We're having mixed results --- Mostly, the chimps, gorillas and orangutans just sit around making up interspecies slurs about each other.

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Painting taking root...

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Misunderstood artist

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

TV-Man

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Convenience.

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

Letter Collecting Nerd

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.