Connectivity Curators Pillows

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

TV-Man

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Misunderstood artist

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Art of Surviving

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

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