Connection Curator Pillows

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Painting taking root...

TV-Man

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Now this I get."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dali Chooses a Lobster