Contraption Crafters T-Shirts

'Are you trying to tell me that you don't want to go to school?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

The Origami Society...

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

A DIY disaster.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

Tabletop Theatre

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'So, how was flight school?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

About the potter.

The Jerry Scarer

Pelican and Origami

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Clam Spearing

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Albrecht Durer's girlfriend fails to hide her disappointment on finally being invited to see his etchings.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Broken Heart