Creative Contraption Lover T-Shirts

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

The Jerry Scarer

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Clam Spearing

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Air Footer

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Air Dentistry

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

'I ran into a whittler.'

Testing a Fiancee

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"Politics has divided everything."

Crocheting during lockdown

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

The Haroplane

'Imagination saved the day there, eh?'

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Pandemic Orphans

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

'Sculptor'

Lighting a Pipe

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal