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Making Own Snow in Switzerland

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

New Combination Game

Testing Artificial Teeth

How to Cross the Rhine

Maternal Instinct: The Hatcher: "Tis an unusual kind of egg, no doubt, but thank Heaven it is still warm, and I feel the throb of young life within."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

Crane fishing

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Moses and the bridge.

Clam Spearing

'And this is scraps.'

Plasma Ball

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Air Dentistry

Air Footer

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

Benjamin Franklin

Burp!

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Bottle tossing