Quirky Contraption Aficionado T-Shirts

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Clam Spearing

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Air Dentistry

Air Footer

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Testing a Fiancee

Llama training

The Haroplane

Square Pegs into Round Holes

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

The Toilet Bike.

You too can juggle.

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Absurd flying machine

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Trapping the Polecat