Quirky Contraption Aficionado Pillows

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Clam Spearing

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Air Dentistry

Air Footer

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'I was trying to create an anti-aging formula using stem cells.'

Testing a Fiancee

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Llama training

Square Pegs into Round Holes

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

The Haroplane

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

The Toilet Bike.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

Absurd flying machine

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

You too can juggle.