Absurd Contraption Lover Pillows

An Incendiary in the Loft

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Extreme Sisyphus

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Now you can send it."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Operation.

Clam Spearing

UFO and snowman

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Baseball.

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Air Footer

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Air Dentistry

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Testing a Fiancee

Trapeze artists commuting

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

PODs Venn Diagram