Quirky Contraption Creator T-Shirts

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The Jerry Scarer

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Air Footer

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'It keeps me sane!'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)