Quirky Contraption Creator Prints

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

"Young Frankenstein"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The Jerry Scarer

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'It keeps me sane!'

Air Footer

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Bagging the Chipmunk

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

How to Rise with the Sun

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.