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Sam hopes management doesn't see that he modified the electronic gate so he could pocket the receipts.

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

World's cheapest car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'It keeps me sane!'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

How to Rise with the Sun

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Bagging the Chipmunk

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

The Haroplane

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.