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'Oh, good. . .a live person.'

Robot Office Tasks

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"I'm your surgeon bot."

Hard drive crashed - please help.

"Well, we are not sure of their purpose - except as a primitive form of transport for us..."

"Can you fall in love with a robot?"

"In my day we walked to the litter box."

"I identify as non-binary."

"No, you can't leave. You'll use any excuse to leave work early."

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"Critics say I'm isolated from trustworthy advisors. What do you say, Yes-Bot."

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"Google car."

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

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'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

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Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."