Robot Admirers Pillows

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"I suppose you're the brains behind the operation"

Popular Science Magazine.

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Chef copy robot

Robot Painter

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Employee of the Month

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Artificial hearts.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Robot Office Tasks

"Who's the new guy?"