Interview Admirer Gifts

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm the bad guy..."

bird interprets modern art

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Do you have any other skills?

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Robot walking pet robot

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'