Drinks And Chats Admirer Gifts

'Herbert's divorcing me. I just hope he doesn't make too much of a fuss when I tell him.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Love

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Love Birds love just being together

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Prisoner still life painting.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'Picasso'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

Cover story: Picasso

Landscape Artists

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'