Chit-chat Admirer Gifts

"Let's just do the top layer."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

The phantom of the Oprah.

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'Fill 'er up!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The vet wants me to go vegan so it's going to be catch and release for a while."

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

Airport Literature

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

parrot can't stand small squawk

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."